About:
Some say they are from the future. Some say they are from another
dimension. Some say they are a mind control plot perpetrated by the
Illuminati. Most believe they were created in Area 51 by a secret
government program in collaboration with entities from another world.
The otherworldly dance music trio are known simply by the MEGA-
SCOPES.
The story begins in 1977 when the research group SETI received an
encoded radio message from a distant galaxy. It took the worlds best
mathematicians a decade to decipher the message using the fastest
supercomputers of the era. When the mystery was finally unlocked it
was discovered to be genetic information encoded in a hyper-advanced
multi-dimensional encryption technique known subsequently as 4D
holographic encoding. Following lengthy negotiations between rival
factions of the secret world government it was decided that the genetic
information was to be used to create super soldiers by mixing the
extraterrestrial DNA with DNA from earth animals. After many years of
research and several failed attempts using large predatory animals such
as lions, bears and great white sharks ultimately it was decided that the
humble owl was the ideal animal to create an extraterrestrial hybrid
because of it’s deadly stealth, night vision and excellent hearing. There
was but one problem, the MEGA-SCOPES refused to be weaponized.
Not only did they refuse to kill but they seemed to be singularly
fascinated by earth’s music.
The MEGA-SCOPES sound is created by fusing the electronic rhythms
of dance music, hip hop and trance with the organic warmth of acoustic
instruments creating an ethereal blend that is both captivating and
irresistible. Their music takes listeners on an interstellar journey
through pulsating basslines, shimmering synths, and infectious
grooves. The MEGA-SCOPES energetic and fun sound has been
compared to contemporary bands such as The Floozies, Glitch Mob,
Beats Antique and Big Gigantic.
Following the ratification of the H.A.F.T.A. treaty (Hyper-dimensional
Association for Fractal Telemetry and Astral projections) between the secret world government and it’s intergalactic trade partners the MEGA-SCOPES gained their freedom in exchange for the schematics for a perpetual motion machine. Now free to explore human culture the
MEGA-SCOPES travel the world and interact with human earthlings in
clubs and music festivals across the globe. While it’s difficult to explain the MEGA-SCOPES music using the constructs of human language those lucky enough to experience it have been quoted as saying:
“It’s like a telepathic dance party in between my ears only louder and
quieter at the same time” - @MusicL0vr627
“It feels like my frontal lobe is fighting with my temporal lobe but in a
sexy way” - NASA Neurophysicist
“The MEGA-SCOPES make me hot and cold at the same time and I feel
like I’m floating underground” -Festie Girl
“I couldn’t stop dancing but it’s not like I wanted to anyway” -Name
redacted for national security reasons
“When I heard the MEGA-SCOPES for the first time I instantly understood the inner workings of the universe, but then I totally forgot” -@Lysergicdude25
“It’s like you hear it and don’t hear it at the same time” -NASA Astronaut
